Breastfeeding isn’t as easy as some bitches make it look. Kidding aside, it is harder than it seems, and feelings toward it can be complicated.
She’s Let Herself Go
We’ve all seen them: new mothers who look like crap in public. I pitied them, thinking they should really take more time for themselves. What the hell was I thinking?
A Furry Mutiny
Everyone told me that poop and pee would suddenly get much more important when I had a baby. They were right, but not in the way I assumed.
The Dog’s Point of View
Since Mom writes about me all the time, I thought I’d try my hand (paw?) at writing — and tell everyone what this new baby is like, from my (the dog’s) perspective.
The Butterfly Effect
When screaming babies, stressful car trips, and a house filled with the aroma of poop are all front and center in your mind, it’s easy to forget just how good you have it.
Reluctant Parenting
I was once told that I deserved a better husband, but I’m happy with the Reluctant-Parent husband I have. Especially now that I see him interact with Peanut every day.
When it’s okay to ignore
How does one handle it when a friend who’s trying (and not succeeding) in getting pregnant completely ignores your joyous new addition?
The Luckiest Girl in the World
I’ve been told that my labor and delivery story is pretty amazing. I feel sheepish to have been so lucky. Here’s how it all went down.
Crockpot or Microwave
I foolishly fell victim to a dangerous line of thinking: that I’d be lucky enough to deliver before my due date. I should know better.