Can I get a T-shirt with that?

Oct 2, 2011

I came across this list on “Confessions: A Free-Speech Community for IVF Girls” and had to share it.

Infertility T-shirt Ideas

Thought these should be out in the open for public enjoyment!:

  1. Who Shot My Stork???
  2. Slippery When Ovulating
  3. Egg Collector
  4. I did IVF and all I got was this Lousy T-shirt.
  5. No, I don’t want to hold your baby.
  6. My Embryo is an Honor Student.
  7. Baby NOT on Board.
  8. Babies Aren’t Us.
  9. I Have a Bi+chy Uterus.
  10. Knocked Down, Not Up.
  11. Keep your unicorn farts to yourself.
  12. Not expecting….just bloated.
  13. Childless aunt does not equal free babysitter.
  14. No Expert/Sexpert Advice Please.
  15. Worrying is a full-time job.
  16. Rotten eggs: $30, 000.
  17. I spent all my savings on infertility treatments, and all I got was this crappy t-shirt.
  18. I like it small, thin and in the @$$.
  19. The vagina is not a clown car (with a picture of the Duggar family on it)!
  20. Relax? I can’t believe I didn’t think of that.
  21. Adoption costs $25000. It’s not so easy to “just do” that.
  22. Statements that begin with “At least…” do not comfort anyone.
  23. REs at work.
  25. My test tube baby kicked your naturally conceived honor student’s @$$.
  26. I can’t…I’m cycling.
  27. (Photo courtesy of Epson vu-vu cam.)
  28. “God’s Plan” is for me to kick your @$$.
  29. IVF Meds: $5,000; IVF retrieval: $4,000; IVF transfer:$3,000; Kicking a fertile’s @$$: Priceless.
  30. If I can’t be pregnant, at least I can be thin.


About Me

Hiya! I'm Lydia. I live in Iowa with my husband and two children, both the result of iVF. I started this blog in 2011, so everything here's a wee bit... old. I don't do a ton of writing anymore... but I'm leaving the blog up, in case it's helpful for those who stumble across it.

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If you're going through infertility and want to see our journey, start in June 2011 (first two cycles) or January 2014 (third cycle). Hopefully reading about our rollercoaster with assisted reproduction brings you a little hope, and more than a few giggles. (Keep in mind that this information is over a decade old in most cases; please don't take anything you read here as medical advice. Consult your doctor for facts.)

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1 Comment

  1. This is AMAZING! I am laughing hysterically right now.


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