This two-kid business is no joke. In fact, it’s really, really hard.
7 reasons my toddler makes me fear baby #2
Infants have a leg up on toddlers in many ways… but I’d be remiss if I didn’t describe all the ways that toddlers are way awesomer than infants. Here’s the rundown.
His Balls in a Jar
It all started with a text message that accused me of having my husband’s junk under lock and key.
Midnight snack
What my daughter’s still doing at 10 months of age that I probably shouldn’t be talking about. (Especially since I have no good measurement of exactly how lucky I am to be down to one overnight feeding at 10 months.)
“Me Time”
I never minded being the parent with the full-time gig… but now that I’m back to work full time, I’m bitter about the discrepancy in “Me Time” between us.
Milk Cow
Breastfeeding isn’t as easy as some bitches make it look. Kidding aside, it is harder than it seems, and feelings toward it can be complicated.