Night Terrors

Night Terrors

Fewer than 1% of adults experience night terrors. Now that I’m a parent, one of my worst fears becomes real for a few seconds every night.

No Tears to Report

No Tears to Report

I knew Peanut’s first day at daycare would be hard. All my mom friends warned me that I would cry. So I feel the need to explain the very good reason why I didn’t.

She’s Let Herself Go

She’s Let Herself Go

We’ve all seen them: new mothers who look like crap in public. I pitied them, thinking they should really take more time for themselves. What the hell was I thinking?

A Furry Mutiny

A Furry Mutiny

Everyone told me that poop and pee would suddenly get much more important when I had a baby. They were right, but not in the way I assumed.